Last Updated: August 31, 2024
Welcome to the MovieOrca Disclaimer, where we tell you all the things we’re not responsible for. It’s like a “Get Out of Jail Free” card, but for a streaming website.
1. Not Legal Advice
First things first: nothing on MovieOrca is legal advice. If you need legal advice, talk to a lawyer. Preferably one who didn’t get their degree from a cereal box.
2. Use At Your Own Risk
You use MovieOrca at your own risk. We’re not responsible if watching too many movies turns you into a couch potato or if binge-watching ruins your social life.
3. Content Disclaimer
We don’t create the content on MovieOrca. We’re just the middlefish. We don’t guarantee the accuracy, completeness, or usefulness of any content. If a movie claims the earth is flat, don’t blame us. Blame the movie (and maybe reconsider your viewing choices).
4. No Guarantees
We strive to keep MovieOrca up and running smoother than a freshly buttered popcorn slide. But we don’t guarantee that our services will be uninterrupted, timely, secure, or error-free. Technology is fickle, kind of like that friend who always cancels plans at the last minute.
5. External Links
MovieOrca may contain links to external sites. We’re not responsible for the content on these sites. Clicking these links is like taking a random exit off the highway – we can’t guarantee where you’ll end up.
6. User Contributions
Users can contribute reviews, ratings, and comments on MovieOrca. These reflect the views of the users, not MovieOrca. If someone says “The Room” is the greatest cinematic masterpiece of all time, that’s on them, not us.
7. Not Responsible for Decisions
Don’t make life decisions based solely on what you see on MovieOrca. If a movie inspires you to quit your job and become a pirate, that’s on you. We’re not responsible for any decisions you make after using our service.
8. Accuracy of Information
We try to keep all information on MovieOrca accurate and up-to-date, but we’re not perfect. If we say a movie is 90 minutes long and it ends up being a 3-hour epic, oops. Our bad.
9. No Endorsement
The presence of a movie or TV show on MovieOrca doesn’t mean we endorse it. We’re not saying you should or shouldn’t watch “Plan 9 from Outer Space”.
10. Not a Substitute for Professional Advice
MovieOrca is for entertainment purposes only. Don’t use it as a substitute for professional advice. If a medical drama inspires you to perform surgery, please don’t. We can’t stress this enough: we’re not responsible for any DIY appendectomies.
11. Limitation of Liability
To the fullest extent permitted by law, MovieOrca shall not be liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages resulting from your use or inability to use the service. This includes, but is not limited to:
- Damages for loss of profits, goodwill, use, data, or other intangible losses
- Damages from your roommate eating all the snacks during your movie marathon
- Emotional distress from realizing you just spent 10 hours binge-watching instead of doing your taxes
12. Indemnification
By using MovieOrca, you agree to defend, indemnify, and hold us harmless from any claims, liabilities, damages, losses, and expenses arising from your use of the service. In other words, if you do something silly and it backfires, don’t come crying to us.
13. Changes to Service
We reserve the right to modify or discontinue MovieOrca at any time, with or without notice. If we decide to shut down the site to pursue our dreams of becoming professional sandcastle builders, that’s our prerogative.
14. Geographic Restrictions
MovieOrca is based in the United States. We make no claims that the content is appropriate or available for use in other locations. If you’re accessing MovieOrca from the International Space Station, first, that’s awesome, but second, you’re on your own.
15. Age Restrictions
MovieOrca is not intended for users under the age of 13. If you’re 12 and a half, we’re flattered, but please come back in six months. We don’t make the rules… wait, yes we do.
16. No Warranty
MovieOrca is provided on an “as is” and “as available” basis, without any warranties of any kind, either express or implied. We’re not saying our service is perfect, but hey, neither was “The Godfather Part III”, and people still watched that.
17. Severability
If any provision of this disclaimer is found to be unenforceable or invalid, that provision shall be limited or eliminated to the minimum extent necessary so that this disclaimer shall otherwise remain in full force and effect.
18. Entire Agreement
This disclaimer constitutes the entire agreement between you and MovieOrca regarding the use of the service. It’s like a prenup, but for streaming.
19. Contact Information
If you have any questions about this disclaimer, please contact us at legal@movieorca.us. We promise we won’t respond with more legalese. Probably.
Remember, by using MovieOrca, you’re agreeing to this disclaimer. It’s like a virtual handshake, but with more words and less awkward palm sweat.
Now, go forth and stream responsibly! And maybe call your mother. She misses you.